Fifty Shades of Grey - E.L. James This is perfect:


Original review:
I entered 'inner goddess' in my ebook search and the phrase turned up 60 instances in an ebook of 249 pages, which is roughly every 4 pages. This crazy idiot mentions her inner goddess EVERY 4 PAGES. And if you think it's no big deal, wait until you see all the stupid crap her inner goddess supposedly does:








Pole-vaulting? This book is straight trashpile. And the speech is distinctly un-American. We don't speak English like the nonsense characters in this creepy American Psycho sex story.